Sunday, September 21, 2008

My Political and Moral Dilemma

So here's the problem:
I like the incumbent. For the most part, I agree with his platform. And I've met the guy. See, here he is with my daughter at a congressional art show. Heck, he even handed her a nice award for her artwork one year.

That leads me to my problem. His challenger is . . . well, ummm . . . the Lord.

Now here's the part that's hard to say. I don't agree with the Lord. And that just doesn't sound right. How can I vote against the Lord? I'll step aside now to avoid the lightning.

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