Evil villains beware.
The Masked Mustachio is in town.

He scans the horizon, searching for injustice and guacamole.

Wherever there is a cry for help, he is there.
Wherever mustachios need twirling, he is there.
Wherever superheroes gather, he is there.
Wherever there is salsa, he is there.

Hey, superheroes are not supposed to smile. Fighting crime with flying burritos is serious business.

Oops. Unmasked.
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